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Naughty but Hilarious Rude Christmas Cards (Best for 2023)

When it comes to holiday greetings, some people prefer to take a walk on the naughty side.

Rude Christmas cards have emerged as a humorous and unconventional way to celebrate the festive season, offering a lighthearted escape from the typical sentimentality.

We are going to learn the art of balancing humor and offensiveness, and the sheer delight they bring to those seeking a less traditional approach to spreading seasonal merriment.

Lets get into it

Best Rude Christmas Cards 2023


Thortful has an enormous database of funny, rude and offensive Christmas cards. Which is something we love to see. There is nothing that brings us more joy than a cheeky laugh on the big day itself.

There are hundreds of rude Christmas cards to choose from, and an eve wider selection of cards that are just outright rude. You should share the cheer all year around.

In our mind, Thortful has the best rude Christmas cards because they are inventive and some do not hold back.

You can check out the full selection here via their website:

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I've had a genuinely fantastic time making this post. I've spent (maybe a lot longer) on it than I really should. I have been scrolling through hundreds of the best rude and offensive Christmas cards in the UK right now.

The one that got me was the card in the bottom right and it is available on Thortful from Dean Morris cards. There are hundreds of other fantastic cards available on the platform and I have had a right good old laugh.

Again, you can find the whole range on

Rude cards


While Moonpig still holds the title of being the biggest card company in the UK, their selection of rude Christmas cards isn't quite up to the mark of Thortful.

Moonpig does however, have a huge selection of customisable cards that can be adapted to make them more personal to the person you're sending them too. They are also very good in terms of their service and you can send gifts too.

My personal favourite is the card in the top left corner. It sums up Christmas in the UK. It doesn't matter if the world around us is burning, at least it's Christmas.

Check their whole selection here:



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Funky Pigeon

Good old Funky Pigeon. They have a rather small selection of offensive and funny Christmas cards, but some of them are also available on Thortful too. 

The real reason to get a card from Funky Pigeon is that they also produce personalised gifts that can be sent along with your personalised card. 

A personal favourite from the rather lack lusture selection on the site is this one with Gordon Ramsey. We've all been to a family event (or friends house) and had the worst food on earth. Especially a vegan Christmas dinner, you may as well not have bothered.

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Twisted Gifts

Twisted Gifts is a pretty well-known website that sells, well, twisted gifts. Gifts that are for people who like a little bit (or a lot) of dark humour. They sell t-shirts, mugs and coasters along with cards. The selection of rude and funny Christmas cards is quite small but they have ensured quality over quantity.

A personal favourite is this card, with Jeasus in a K hole., or at very least has been enjoying his special day a little bit too much. The concerned look on the other man's face makes the whole scene. It's pretty offensive but we're sure it will get a laugh from a few people.

There are lots of other twisted and offensive cards on their website, so you can browse at your leisure. Their website is here:


Twisted gifts

Hopefully, I will post about offensive and rude Christmas cards has given you a little bit of a laugh, and guided you to the best places to find this particular theme of Christmas cards.

If you have any other funny or ridiculously rude cards then make sure to leave them in the comments.

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