Best Funny Christmas Jumpers for the Festive Season (2025 update)
Christmas is the only time of year that it is acceptable to wear a silly (and sometimes rude) novelty jumper. It has never been a thing in my family, but the tradition of a novelty funny Christmas jumper has started to spread like wildfire.
The Christmas sweater (as the USA call it) tradition started back in the 1980s with TV presenters donning a festive (often knitted jumper) during the Christmas holidays and even managed to find its way onto the likes of Shakin' Stevens and Andy Williams. In 2013, Save the Children started their "National Christmas Jumper day " campaign, which encourages people to wear Christmas Jumpers in order to raise money for children in need across the globe.
It's more recently becoming a little bit of a golfing tradition to wear Christmas jumpers on the course. It's expected that your annual golf christmas jumper should be either funny, eye catching or offensive in some way.
If you're reading this, you're not looking for something specifically traditional. Maybe you want to stand out, make your family laugh or give a gift to your loved one to remember for years to come. In our trying times, we think that a good laughs all people need.
We've put together a list of the best funny Christmas jumpers we've found.
Best All round Funny Jumper (that won't get you beaten up)
This is our favourite Christmas Jumper idea. It's funny, clever, harmless and a bit cheeky. It's naughty in all the right places. At least we think so.
Again, this is not a traditional Christmas Jumper, but more of a novelty item that has a Christmas-themed design on it. In all honesty, I think I could wear this all year round.
If you wish to learn more about this jumper, you can either visit their website.
Best Funny Offensive Christmas Jumper
For a while, the famous song was banned. I suppose it was because some people were taking the words out of context, applying modern values with those from 50 year old. What happens though, if you take the words literally. Like - Baby. It's cold outside?
These idiots from OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS JUMPERS did that very thing. They have a jumper that makes me laugh every time I see it. It's the look of betrayal and fear on the face of the baby that is clearly outside. It's a jumper that makes you confused, will get laughs and upset a few people who are a bit serious about life. According to the company, that's the point.
To me, this is one of the best Christmas jumpers this year because it is funny as cold-hell.
Grab it from their website.
Best Jumper on Amazon
I have to say, this one is pretty lame but it drew at least a tiny chuckle from me.
As you may have noticed, we quite like the rude and dark humour on some of these Christmas jumpers. But this one is quite light-hearted. The jumper is simply a snowman who has had his nose stolen. It was the vegans!
While it may not be the rudest or funniest Christmas jumper, it is pretty cute and likely to rouse your uncle into a tirade about 'your generation'. Which is a prime for at least some kind of funny memory to talk about for years to come.
Anyway, whether you have a vegan friend you want to noise up, or you're a vegan yourself, you could consider this jumper for your 2023 party outfit.
You can find it here on Amazon UK.
Best Funny Raunchy Rude Jumper - Empty Santa's Sack.
It's funny, rude and raunchy. Everything you need for an eye-catching jumper for your Christmas night out.
It's likely that you'll attract attention. Maybe not the right kind of attention, but you'll get something.
This absolutely finds itself deep into the rude and offensive category. So, if you're looking to cause a splash or ride the line at the work Christmas night out, this one is for you.
This rude Christmas jumper is available on the official Offensive Christmas Jumper website.
Best Cheap jumper - but not the best quality.
Be careful with anything you buy from Ebay, but we found this jumper which best resembles an actual jumper. It looks knitted, which most funny christmas jumpers are not.
It's subtle, but a funny jumper that will get a few laughs and subtle looks.
Fancy it? You can get one on EBAY here.
Best Fun Christmas Jumper for a Golf Trip - "Ask me about my handicap"
Oft. This is a bad one. It's one we've censored on this website, because it goes along the very offensive christmas jumper lane. It would be ideal for a golfing holiday though as it seems that the whole point of these golf christmas jumpers is to be as edgy as possible.
In today's world, it seems like the pendulum is swinging back towards edgy humour where if it makes somebody laugh, its worthy of being putting on a shirt. There is a trend online where unwearable shirts are popular for those who enjoy other peoplee being outraged.
Google search "offensive christmas jumpers" and find the brands full range.
Best Political Christmas Jumper for laughs
The comedy here is purely political, and of it's time. But surely we remember Joe Biden? He doesn't remember us - that's for sure.
I laughed out loud when I saw this jumper, no other reason than it perfectly summed up the last days of Biden being president of the USA. Whether or not you're a trump fan, we can't deny that Biden wasn't much longer for the top spot.
Anyway, a classic Christmas jumper, making fun of the ex-US president, is as good as it gets.
You'll find it on Amazon.
Best out of a bad bunch.
If you didn't laugh at this, well, you're in good company. Neither did I. It was the best out of a very bad bunch. Of all thing things I have written about, I have found it extremely hard to find a genuinely funny Christmas jumper. Maybe it is because the people who make these jumpers are mind-blowingly lame, or they are cheap garbage that are produced to try and sell to randoms year after year.
This one may get you into a bit of bother, but you'll get a few smirks for sure.
I'm not proud of myself for this one, but, it was this or a jumper with Santa threatening to enter into your back door.
If you want it, you can grab it on Amazon (and buy with it shame to all your ancestors).
Final Thoughts
Well, we hope that you've enjoyed our round-up for the best funny Christmas jumpers we could find for 2025. There are a few options here and each will hopefully appeal to different people for different reasons.
If you'd like to add anything to the post (or you have a funny jumper to share with us) add your comment in the section below.